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I/We are looking for
OMG was the NYE party an absolute fucking blast! Thank you to CTX2007 for hosting this and opening up your home to us. Wow did we have fun. Our livers may sue for damages but hey, thats not our problem! We had a great time. Jay walked away with painful knees but Shelly said stop comlaining whiner, thats just proof that you got fucked right lol.
We are Jay and Shelly. I know we are supposed to tell you that we are the bomb and you should drop whatever is in your hands right now and email us. Well okay, we'll go with that! LOL. Seriously though, we are Jay and Shelly. We have been married for 17 years and as said above we have 3 children. We are just 2 squirrels trying to get a nut. Like y'all we enjoy the balance of family, career and OUR time. OUR time is precious time to us because quite frankly, its not much time when you look at our lives. With us its family first. We put nothing before our children and look for couples (if you are parents) who feel the same.
Who and what do we look for. Well, we are looking for people who love that wonderful emotion called LUST. We are each other's best freak. But lets be honest: There is something primal about the electric shock that goes up your spine when you meet someone and there is an attraction. Wanting someone on a lust, purely sexual level is hot to us and we enjoy exploring that very much. Since we have 3 children and no one else wants to put up with our 3 children we are pretty secure in the fact that we will leave with each other lol. We allow each other the fact that YES, you can want to fuck another person! We are okay with that lol!! That yes, you CAN want that person sexually and still love your spouse. Don't get Shelly on her soapbox, moving on. LOL.
In regard to couples: We are looking for couples who are secure in their marriage, in love with each other and whom love yourselves. True sexuality comes from loving yourself and the skin you are in (I sound like a Dove commercial). Shelly has stretch marks, they are there and until we win the lottery thats where they will stay lol. What do we NOT want? You know it, the "D" word......DRAMA. We hate it, despise it and will not tolerate it. If you have drama (we do not say issues for everyone has some issues to a certain degree we think lol) we are NOT the couple for you. If you are not sure if you should or want to be here...we are NOT the couple for you. If you are uncomfortable with your body...we are NOT the couple for you. Since our "private" time (as in the span of time when we are not Jason and Michelle (the office) or Daddy and Mommy...but we are Jay and Shelly) is so minimal in our lives we do not fuck around with it. Well, we like to fuck IN it, just not around with it heehee. You know what we mean. Enough said on that.
Singles: Know that we DO enjoy singles from time to time. Both Jay and Shelly extend to each other this when someone in particular meets our fancy. However, to avoid the single male invasion of emails let us say this very succinctly: WE WILL CONTACT YOU. Shelly is picky in regard to clothes, shoes and MEN. If she sees your pics and goes "snap" you will receive an email. If not than you are fine to many and it has nothing to do with the content of your character...but she probably does not wish to fuck you. Single ladies: We extend to you this same respect. We know how many emails our single female sisters are slammed with. So know that yes, Jay does play alone on occasion! If you see the pics and go slice me off a piece of that email us lol...Shelly will have him ready with bells on.
FUN. FUN. You have but 1 life. We have but 1 life. We are making the most of it. Know that with couples or without, we have fun TOGETHER. Our current hang out is the Dizzy Rooster on 6th in Austin. LOVE IT. We love dancing, drinking a little bit, dancing, dancing....dancing. LOL. Shelly especially loves to dance. We love fun!
Describe Yourself:
Sexy. Oh snap, SLS said we cannot do that. No wonder our kids don't listen. Okay, here we go...age before beauty. Kidding Jay!
Jay: You see the weight/height stats above. You have seen the pics. Jay has green eyes and blondish/light brown hair. He is a man who loves women. Seriously lol, Shelly tells him that he is a fan of the female. The man loves women. And I don't mean pussy (well he loves that too heehee), I mean women. He loves the shape of their bodies, their soft skin, the smell of their hair. He is an ass man but loves boobs as well! Haha. He is a NOTORIOUS flirt. Confident, sexual. We are both very picky with our bodies as in keeping them clean, eating healthy, trying (well its a mixture of running and complaining where Shells is concerned lol) to be physically fit. Jay usually smells of Eternity for Men (Shelly's favorite). He is a sexy man who enjoys spending time with confident, sexual women.
Shelly. When you first meet Shells you will probably think she is shy. Jay is the initial extrovert. Give her about 20 minutes and then you will be thinking will this bitch ever shut up? Kidding. She has dark hair and dark eyes. She is a person who is blunt in speech but friendly to the end. She has an inward sexuality that emits out from within. Do not mis-interpret her confidence as aloofness. She is friendly and open...but we won't lie, she is confident. Uninhibited, confident and sexual are traits that come to mind where Shelly is concerned. She has eyes that look at you and you know she wants you without her having to open her mouth. In men she requires confidence. She is NOT into passive men. If you want to spend time with Shells you must love yourself as a man and KNOW you are sexy. You cannot be afraid to take control. Shelly is not a domme and so if this is what you are looking for, solely to be dominated, she is not a good sexual match for you.
As a team we are j1. We have been told by others that our pictures are very accurate representations to who we are. Our certifications are accurate representations of who we are. We are not gym rats. We aren't models so we won't be on Tyra's show anytime soon. But we do feel confident in the fact that genetics have been kind to us and we are a handsome couple.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
This is not fantasy but a true story.
I got off early today. Jay sends me an email at 4:00. It says as follows: Put on your black silk top, no bra. Put on your checkered mini skirt with a white thong underneath. Be on the bed wearing a blindfold and have your hands restrained behind your back. Be on the bed waiting for me when I get there. So I get in the shower and I shave and wash all of my body, conditioning my hair carefully. I reapply my make up and do my hair. I smell of My Desire by Victoria's Secret. I carefully prepare myself as my dom commands making sure that my make up is perfect. I wear my lipstick that causes my full lips to be plump. I get onto the bed and I wait for him. I hear Jay come in and hear him moving around the house...and it makes me wet just with the anticipation of it. He comes in and says nothing. He goes into the other room and turns the radio on. He comes back into me and has me suck his throbbing cock. His hand is in my hair guiding my head. I deep throat his cock and suck his balls; hearing him moaning makes me even more hot. I want my hands to caress his body but they are restrained behind me. He stands me up, turns me around and bends me over onto pillows. He starts licking me; licking my ass, biting my buttocks, moving his fingers along my thong. While he is doing this I am rotating my hips towards Jay, moaning. He reaches back and I feel the touch of a feather against my clit. He rubs and rubs. I literally start squirting just from the anticipation and feather against my clitoris. He is then still licking my ass and biting. By this point I'm wanting his cock inside me and I'm begging him for it. He slowly slides a dildo into my tight ass that replaces his warm wet tongue. Jay then slowly plays with my tight ass with the erotic hard dildo. Still flicking the feather teaser on my hard wet clit from squirting. He slowly stands up and while the dildo is lightly in my ass he starts to fuck my wet pussy. Jay then puts the dildo so that the tip rubs my ass as he grinds my wet pussy. He moves the dildo from my ass and pulls my hips back and gives me what I've been asking for. His thick ass cock slides into me and he is pounding me from behind, my thong at my feet now and his thunb slides into my slick ass. I can feel his balls slapping against my clitoris and its fucking making me hotter. While he is doing this he is slapping the hell out of my ass, putting his right hand in my hair and yanking my head back and scratching his nails down my back. I am in a frenzy now wanting to be fucked harder and harder. He puts his hands on my shoulders and really gives me that fucking amazing cock. I cum screaming and moaning, animalistic. He then pushes me forward and is behind me on the bed, his hands by my face. He unrestrains my hands and they are before me now. My face is all screwed up in a mixture of desire, lust, pain and pure fucking pleasure. My teeth are clenched together and I'm telling him how much I love how he fucks me. I am so frantic that I'm biting his arms and sucking his fingers. By now its just nasty fucking with my hair in my face and me telling him that this pussy is his and now fuck it even harder. Jay is sweating from the work and his sweat is dripping onto my back, turning me on even more. He turns me around into the missionary position and sits right below my breasts. I want him to cum in my face. He is touching his throbbing cock and tells me to lick my nipple, which as a good slut I do. He tells me to push my breasts together and I again do as commanded. He cannot hold it anymore because I am pinching his nipples and scratching down his chest, telling him how hot he is and how desireable he is. Jay closes his eyes and looks down at me, I'm writhing my body with him. He cums all over my chest and I'm loving it. He then comes down, licks his cum off of my chest and kisses me over and over.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
Additional information. What to say...
Number one: If you party on 6th in Austin you HAVE to check out Cheers. It is a shot bar and the drinks are FAB U LOUS. Shelly suggests her personal favorite, the panty dropper. The red headed slut is nice too. Jay's fave? The orgasm. You have to stop in there and get a few shots.
Just be here to have fun. We are laid back people. If you get there and there is no sexual attraction we won't take you out back and beat the shit out of you lmfao. We will not get mad or show out or act like 4 year olds. We realize as WE are picky so should YOU be. As a matter of fact, we seek out other couples/singles who are also picky. As Shelly says it, she doesn't want to know you fucked her only because she was the next available pussy. Fun is top priority to us.
Why are you here. If you saw this on Swingtown and decided that instead of bowling this weekend lets play swingers...bad idea lol. We seek couples who are sexual in nature and are here because this is truly who you are. Its not a fad, it is an extension of who you are.
Alcohol. We like alcohol. However, we do not REQUIRE alcohol in order to do this. We do this because this is who we are, not because Petrone or Grey Goose gave us the courage to do this. If you require alcohol in order to do this we are not the couple for you.
Condoms. Yes, they are required. Gentlemen, we realize how much you despise them. And in a perfect world we would not need them. However this is not a perfect world and we do require them. Yes, even if you happen to "forget" it in the car...take your ass to the car and get your condoms lol.
Anal. Shelly does NOT do this. It is not for discussion or negotiation. No, when she is tipsy she will not be talked into this. If the other wife enjoys anal and this is something she and Jay wish to do...well, its her ass lol!! That is fine, Shells has no issues with that. But in regard to Shell's ass, it is not for penile penetration.
If you are married, even if your wife is no longer giving you what you need (you have no IDEA how many times Shells has heard this one lol), we do NOT play with married men playing alone. If you are on business we do not play with married men playing alone. We know that some do this....hell, WE do this on occasion!! Heehee...but we just do not have time to investigate, especially when you are from out of town. And since karma is a bitch we choose not to participate in this type of situation.
We cannot play at the drop of a hat. Let us repeat: WE CANNOT DROP EVERYTHING WE ARE DOING TO TEAR OUT OF OUR HOUSE TO GO AND FUCK YOU IN AN HOUR. We pretty much play on Saturday evenings when we have a babysitter. Thats it! LOL. No, Shelly will NOT sneak OFF and cheat on her family to make out with you in the parking lot of Walmart.
Know that there are no secrets between J&S. If you ask her to cheat on her family (because a cheater does not just cheat on their spouse, they sneak behind their family) know for certain that she is going to tell Jay exactly what is going on...and he does the same thing. Yes, women ask men to cheat as well as men do we have found heehee.
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