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I/We are looking for
Hello and hello again to you! We hope you are wherever you are living your life to the fullest....happy, fulfilled, content and healthy. Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are...drum roll please...JAY and SHELLY. We know this is what WE are looking for...but you are reading our profile so obviously you wish to know who WE are.
We are your average, run of the mill squirrels tryin to get a nut. By day we are a married couple of 19 years who are each other's best friend and closest confidante. We are also the parents of 3 sometimes good, usually naughty ass children.
What are we looking for. The one thing we are looking for is to live life to the fullest. We do not merely want to live, we wish to truly be alive. We are here to have fun first. No, we are not here just to fuck. We love fucking indeed lol...but it is absolutely not our only priority. We enjoy all of your "normal" things we suppose such as dancing (Shelly likes to think that she could be on Dancing with the Stars and Jay lets her think that lol), listening to music (NIN for him, Zeppelin for her), drinking some drinks, bowling (she'll kick your ass in bumper bowling heehee)...pretty average shit. We are educated enough to be able to argue with you (just don't get her started on politics or Jay may have to kill you LOL). If we have to put our "goal" here into one word it is FUN. Thats why we are here. FUN. Because if one does not have fun, why is one here in the first place?
Now. What are WE looking for. We are looking for couples who are in love with each other. You aren't on your way to divorce court, you aren't in marital counseling and think this will help, you aren't bored, saw an HBO special and decided hey, instead of darts lets try swinging. This is not a "hobby" with us, it is a true extension of who we are. You love each other. You trust each other. You don't have to watch every move the other makes. You are not afraid to laugh and love life itself. We are hopeless lust addicts (hello, my name is Shelly and I'm addicted to cock). If you are here to have fun first, maybe some recreational fucking included, we are the couple for YOU! If you read our certs the common theme you will see is we are fun. And that is what we expect from others. We are BOTH surgically safe so no preggo scares from us..lol
BTW, please do not think that we have actually played with all of those that have certified us. We love them all and call them all friend! And we have seen all of them nekkid Heehee...but we have not necessarily fucked them. There, the mystery is solved.
As you can observe, Shelly has decided to change her status from straight to bi-sexual. However, be aware that we are still an all play or no play couple; there will be no "the girls play only and the guys watch" action going on :0).
Describe Yourself:
Describing ourselves. Well, since we agree that we are the bomb.com we will attempt..to..be..objective.....heehee, we are kidding.
Jay. You have read the height/weight stats. His hair is blonde, his eyes are green. Shelly thinks he is sexy as hell...but then again she is addicted to his penis! He is a confident, sexual person who is a true fan of the female. He adores the female body. He is attracted to women who are confident and sexual, lady's who love who they are and aren't afraid to be who they are. Personality wise Jay is the initial extrovert. He has the ability to meet you and within 5 minutes talk with you as if he has known you for years. He has a great sense of humor and a sharp wit.
Shelly. You read the height/weight stats. She has dark hair and dark eyes. She has almond shaped eyes and very full lips. You see the pics. Personality wise she initially is the reserved one of the pair Give her a few moments however and you'll be thinking will she please shut the fuck up...just put something in her mouth. Kidding. She prefers men who are confident and not afraid to make the first move. She is not attracted to passive men or those that are too shy to be open about their attraction to her. She is blunt speaking by nature and can miss subtle hints. So if you are attracted just be open about it.
As a pair we are told we do look like our pictures. We guess you can say we are gym rats, we do watch what we eat and work out 6 days a week. (However, we of course do not require this of others) When we show up we will be dressed nice and will be clean. We aren't going to be on Tyra's show anytime soon but we do think genetics have been kind.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
This is not fantasy but a true story.
I got off early today. Jay sends me an email at 4:00. It says as follows: Put on your black silk top, no bra. Put on your checkered mini skirt with a white thong underneath. Be on the bed wearing a blindfold and have your hands restrained behind your back. Be on the bed waiting for me when I get there. So I get in the shower and I shave and wash all of my body, conditioning my hair carefully. I reapply my make up and do my hair. I smell of My Desire by Victoria's Secret. I carefully prepare myself as my dom commands making sure that my make up is perfect. I wear my lipstick that causes my full lips to be plump. I get onto the bed and I wait for him. I hear Jay come in and hear him moving around the house...and it makes me wet just with the anticipation of it. He comes in and says nothing. He goes into the other room and turns the radio on. He comes back into me and has me suck his throbbing cock. His hand is in my hair guiding my head. I deep throat his cock and suck his balls; hearing him moaning makes me even more hot. I want my hands to caress his body but they are restrained behind me. He stands me up, turns me around and bends me over onto pillows. He starts licking me; licking my ass, biting my buttocks, moving his fingers along my thong. While he is doing this I am rotating my hips towards Jay, moaning. He reaches back and I feel the touch of a feather against my clit. He rubs and rubs. I literally start squirting just from the anticipation and feather against my clitoris. He is then still licking my ass and biting. By this point I'm wanting his cock inside me and I'm begging him for it. He slowly slides a dildo into my tight ass that replaces his warm wet tongue. Jay then slowly plays with my tight ass with the erotic hard dildo. Still flicking the feather teaser on my hard wet clit from squirting. He slowly stands up and while the dildo is lightly in my ass he starts to fuck my wet pussy. Jay then puts the dildo so that the tip rubs my ass as he grinds my wet pussy. He moves the dildo from my ass and pulls my hips back and gives me what I've been asking for. His thick ass cock slides into me and he is pounding me from behind, my thong at my feet now and his thunb slides into my slick ass. I can feel his balls slapping against my clitoris and its fucking making me hotter. While he is doing this he is slapping the hell out of my ass, putting his right hand in my hair and yanking my head back and scratching his nails down my back. I am in a frenzy now wanting to be fucked harder and harder. He puts his hands on my shoulders and really gives me that fucking amazing cock. I cum screaming and moaning, animalistic. He then pushes me forward and is behind me on the bed, his hands by my face. He unrestrains my hands and they are before me now. My face is all screwed up in a mixture of desire, lust, pain and pure fucking pleasure. My teeth are clenched together and I'm telling him how much I love how he fucks me. I am so frantic that I'm biting his arms and sucking his fingers. By now its just nasty fucking with my hair in my face and me telling him that this pussy is his and now fuck it even harder. Jay is sweating from the work and his sweat is dripping onto my back, turning me on even more. He turns me around into the missionary position and sits right below my breasts. I want him to cum in my face. He is touching his throbbing cock and tells me to lick my nipple, which as a good slut I do. He tells me to push my breasts together and I again do as commanded. He cannot hold it anymore because I am pinching his nipples and scratching down his chest, telling him how hot he is and how desireable he is. Jay closes his eyes and looks down at me, I'm writhing my body with him. He cums all over my chest and I'm loving it. He then comes down, licks his cum off of my chest and kisses me over and over.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
Shouting out to the Bonham Exchange in San Antonio!!!
We are finding lately that certain people see us as "hyper" selective. We are not HYPER selective. Are we selective? Yep. Do we play with just anyone? Nope. So for the record yes, we are a picky couple. However, we aren't hyper selective. We do this for erotic fun, verse just to get a piece of ass. This ia a hobby for us not an everyday thing.
Just be here to have fun. We are laid back people. If you get there and there is no sexual attraction we won't take you out back and beat the shit out of you lmfao. We will not get mad or show out or act like 4 year olds. We realize as WE are picky so should YOU be. As a matter of fact, we seek out other couples/singles who are also picky. As Shelly says it, she doesn't want to know you fucked her only because she was the next available pussy. Fun is top priority to us.
Why are you here. If you saw this on Swingtown and decided that instead of bowling this weekend lets play swingers...bad idea lol. We seek couples who are sexual in nature and are here because this is truly who you are. Its not a fad, it is an extension of who you are.
Alcohol. We like alcohol. However, we do not REQUIRE alcohol in order to do this. We do this because this is who we are, not because Petrone or Grey Goose gave us the courage to do this. If you require alcohol in order to do this we are not the couple for you.
Condoms. Yes, they are required. Gentlemen, we realize how much you despise them. And in a perfect world we would not need them. However this is not a perfect world and we do require them. Yes, even if you happen to "forget" it in the car...take your ass to the car and get your condoms lol. In that same "vein" (sorry, that pun sucks), both Jay and Shelly are now surgically safe.
Anal. Shelly does NOT do this. It is not for discussion or negotiation. No, when she is tipsy she will not be talked into this. If the other wife enjoys anal and this is something she and Jay wish to do...well, its her ass lol!! That is fine, Shells has no issues with that. But in regard to Shell's ass, it is not for penile penetration.
If you are married, even if your wife is no longer giving you what you need (you have no IDEA how many times Shells has heard this one lol), we do NOT play with married men playing alone. If you are on business we do not play with married men playing alone. We know that some do this....hell, WE do this on occasion!! Heehee...but we just do not have time to investigate, especially when you are from out of town. And since karma is a bitch we choose not to participate in this type of situation.
We cannot play at the drop of a hat. Let us repeat: WE CANNOT DROP EVERYTHING WE ARE DOING TO TEAR OUT OF OUR HOUSE TO GO AND FUCK YOU IN AN HOUR. We pretty much play on Saturday evenings when we have a babysitter. Thats it! LOL. No, Shelly will NOT sneak OFF and cheat on her family to make out with you in the parking lot of Walmart.
Know that there are no secrets between J&S. If you ask her to cheat on her family (because a cheater does not just cheat on their spouse, they sneak behind their family) know for certain that she is going to tell Jay exactly what is going on...and he does the same thing. Yes, women ask men to cheat as well as men do we have found heehee.
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